Okay - So I Am Livin' in a Dream World...

Yeah, yeah - I know what yer thinkin' ... whaz up wid the new look?? Dani-fly? Really?

Well - it wouldn't fit any other way ... not really a sessy reason, but the truth. And the pic? A gal can dream, can't she? I am trying the whole 'positive projection' thang... and I positively would love to project THAT image.

So, this is my new look for a while ... and yes, I change my furniture around this often. It would appear I bore easily when it comes to decor - even in cyber space.

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Okay, I just hung up the phone from Mr Dragonfly. The conversation was mostly mundane up until this part:

Mr D: Well hun, if you WANT to do some decorating (and no, I didn't) you could always go downstairs and grab that set of bush lights.

Me: Bush lights? *snickers like a pervy teenaged boy*

Mr D: *oblivious* Yeah, you know, the mini lights ... to decorate your bush.

Me: Bahhh haa haa haa haa ... you expect me to DECORATE IT NOW??? Jesus, man ... be grateful you still get to see it now and again!

Mr D: Ha Ha Ha ... you're a funny, funny girl.

Me: Bahh haa haa haa ... whadaya want? A runway there, too?

(We have one of those blow up jobbies (Beavis, she said blow-jobbies) of Snoopy flyin' his dog house in our front yard and Mr D made a runway in flashing lights for him)

Mr D: Heh heh ... the lights might get hot ... I wonder how you'd keep them from getting too hot??

Me: D'uh ... LED's??!!

Mr D: Ahh, right you are ... tha'd make a good Christmas card picture.

Me: Yeah -  I don't see Hallmark picking it up any time soon.

Mr D: You are gonna blog this, aren't you?

Me: Already done, babe.

Mr D: *sighs*

Thus concludes another peek into the sick mind of your friend Danica Dragonfly ... aka Dani-fly (for short, I guess ... or at least in the interest of 'fitting in the allowable space on the unyeilding blog template'.

Smooches! Off to decorate my bush ... er THE bush ... er, string mini lights on the tree like growth in the front yard ...


Comments

The Management said…
I love Christmas bush! It's so festive.
November 28, 2009 at 10:36 AM
Danica-Dragonfly said…
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November 28, 2009 at 10:49 AM
Danica-Dragonfly said…
Not a surprising revalation, I must say
November 28, 2009 at 11:00 AM
Danica-Dragonfly said…
Ah - I fixed the name issue ... back to the ever so slightly less pretentious Danica Dragonfly :)
November 28, 2009 at 11:04 AM
Cynica Sarcastamos said…
I love the new look!
Please post a photo of your lighted bush when lit. Also, wouldja include one of Snoopy on your runway?
November 29, 2009 at 4:36 AM
Mark Price said…
You guy's think I'm the one whose mind is in the gutter! LOL Funny post Dani-fly. Mr. D knows you too well. I wonder if our spousal units always think before speaking "hmm, is this going in a blog?"
November 29, 2009 at 5:15 AM
Spot said…
Love the new look! Hahahahaha....of the blog that is!! I probably would have reacted the same way in that conversation. I think it's because I spend too much time with teenagers. And blogbuds. =]

♥Spot
November 29, 2009 at 1:26 PM
brite said…
You and the hub have too much fun... not that there is such a thing! And I think your new name should be 'De Libellule'...it's got that continental charm.
November 29, 2009 at 1:55 PM
Danica-Dragonfly said…
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November 29, 2009 at 7:09 PM
Amethyst Anne said…
Hey Dani!! Been in hiding this weekend..hope your decorated Bush was a hit, ...never thought of that...but have taken in under consideration from now on.. seriously had me snorting out loud!!
Love the new look BTW!!
November 29, 2009 at 11:24 PM
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