Why? You may (or may not) ask. Well, I'm sure it won't shock your socks off to learn I intend to tell you. So sit down, shut up and hang on... (Geez - I could make Supah's White Trash list yet ...) I love Thursdays because it's almost Friday ... like Christmas Eve is almost Christmas ... and because my three favorite shows come on tonight ... and because ... er, see below.
Without further ado, it's time for another round of *does drum roll on desk that I am supposed to be doing real work on at moment* Thank You Very Much Thursday
TYVM Diana Gabaldon - for creating Jamie Fraser's character, completely blowing my husband's chances for effective coupling until he can master a Scot's accent.
TYVM Stretch - for asking Mommy if she carried a baby in her bum as well as her belly (after noticing one was as flabby as the other) ... honey, you are swell.
TYVM Shorty - for making Mommy blow milk out her nose when you casually informed me that your booster seat nolonger fit 'your little booty'.
TYVM Regional metting yesterday - for boring me so thoroughly, I was actually grateful to come back to work this morning.
TYVM Real Estate Agents who share our building - for just being you ... in all your twat-waffle-esc (waffle-y? Oh you get my message) glory. Also, for clearing a path of enlightenment thru which one can witness what sheer self indulgence and perceived entitlement really look like ... also for being mean to my only kindred spirit in this hole of hell... and for being so loud, also.
TYVM Daughters of mine - for invading and subsequently conquering my bed :(
TYVM Co worker who peed on the floor in my bathroom again - for ... uhhh weren't you paying attention??? PEEING ON THE FLOOR IN MY BATHROOM!!!
TYVM Narci - for not joining us at the regional meeting ... no I really mean this one.
TYVM Week - for being over ... no wait, that only applies to my daughter .... aaahhhhh!!!
And that, folks wraps up another installment of TYVM Thursday (d'ya think I have said it enough times? Well ... typed it ... but I am saying it inside my head ... so does that count as saying it? Yeah, it counts - I laugh at my own jokes out loud).
*prepares best "game show host" voice*
Tune in again next week to hear yet a little bit more about the very same topics!
Enjoy, all!! (Yes, that was exclamation point worthy!!)