Friday Funnies
I thought perhaps due to some general malaise in the bloggy world this week ... some mine ... some belonging to other people that matter in my world.
I was going to write about stuff today, but I think this might be a better idea for Friday.
Without further ado ... I give you Friday Funnies:
Creation:
A little girl asked her Mom, "How did the human race appear?"
The Mom answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children,
and so was all mankind made.."
Two days later the girl asked her Dad the same question.
The Dad answered,
"Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
A study worth sharing with friends both male and female:
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest with a bat up his ass while he is on fire.
The hypnotist…
I feel sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night.
He hypnotized 7 men, then dropped the microphone on his foot and yelled "F#@K Me"......
What happened next will haunt me forever.
I was going to write about stuff today, but I think this might be a better idea for Friday.
Without further ado ... I give you Friday Funnies:
Creation:
A little girl asked her Mom, "How did the human race appear?"
The Mom answered, "God made Adam and Eve and they had children,
and so was all mankind made.."
Two days later the girl asked her Dad the same question.
The Dad answered,
"Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved."
The confused girl returned to her mother and said,
"Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God,
and Dad said they developed from monkeys?"
The Mom answered,
"Well, Dear, it's very simple. I told you about my side of the family
and your father told you about his.."
"Mom, how is it possible that you told me the human race was created by God,
and Dad said they developed from monkeys?"
The Mom answered,
"Well, Dear, it's very simple. I told you about my side of the family
and your father told you about his.."
New Study:
A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle. For example: if she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating or menopausal, she tends to be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his mouth and a spear lodged in his chest with a bat up his ass while he is on fire.
I feel sorry for the hypnotist I saw last night.
He hypnotized 7 men, then dropped the microphone on his foot and yelled "F#@K Me"......
What happened next will haunt me forever.
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I <3 you Dani girl!! TGIF my friend, TGIF!!
Foiled again!
Hahahahahaha...uh oh...I think I might have peed a little laughing like that! Thanks Dani...I needed this!
That is me---rolling my "r". Can you hear it?
VERY FUNNY!