Bad Parenting 101


It's a nice family outing to go to the fair, don't you think...



Or perhaps some "just you and me" time at the local Wal-Mart...



Daddy always was a great role model for us girls...



Hey!!! WHO TOOK THAT PIC OF MY HOUSE??!!


Young entrepreneurs ... gotta love 'em!



Perhaps taking in the local town's parade ...



Maybe pass on a habit or two ...



Maybe take a little walk together ...



Perhaps a baking project ...






Aye-aye-aye...


I think we've seen enough ... and I was just thinking to myself that humans should not procreate ... or at least most humans ... and then I saw this:


Even ducks? SRSLY, what has this world come to??

Comments

Amethyst Anne said…
I seriously did a double take on the mermaid or should that be merMOMMA? The smoking baby- /facepalm in a makes me want to reach out and touch someone kind of way.
The cakes, well..uhm...did you notice there were TWO and are they candles??..*sighs* These are prime examples of why people should have to get a permit to have children. Although the verdict is still out if X and I would qualify or not- HA!
Have a great weekend and thanks for the smiles, I needed it today!!
June 11, 2010 at 6:59 PM
BNM said…
OMG seriously? This stuff is awful but the BJ giving lady tops the cake.. pun intended haha! I would never do something like that in front of kids WOW! some parents
June 11, 2010 at 9:22 PM
Xtreme said…
I'm so glad people like this exist, it makes the rest of us (even slight fuckups like myself) look sooooo much better.
June 13, 2010 at 1:10 PM
The Grasshoppa:Triplets Plus Two Momma said…
Well now. I shared that post with my man forgetting momentarily that his bday is next week :)
June 14, 2010 at 4:41 PM
The Grasshoppa:Triplets Plus Two Momma said…
PS. I noticed that my old blog is listed on your blog list. Here is the active link if I still make the list. *wink wink*

http://www.thegrasshoppa.com/
June 14, 2010 at 4:43 PM
Anonymous said…
No words. Just wanted to say I'm here.
June 15, 2010 at 4:54 AM
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