I know I have been a slacker on the fun MeMe's lately. I thought perhaps I might try to rectify this little problem and join in today with Chiefy and her highly fun theme.
Without further ado:
On Monday night, my hubs came home from work at his usual 10:30(ish) pm. I had recently awoken in my daughter's bed and come downstairs to watch one of my most fav shows (The Big Bang Theory ... don't judge me - it is funny!) ... I had fallen into a sound stupor while trying to get my
brats beautiful darlings to go to sleep and I was barely coherent.
My hubs had come in and then disappeared for a little while ... I thought it odd, but didn't dwell as my show was starting. When he finally came into the living room with his plate of dinner, (yes, I save him a plate from our dinner to eat when he gets home) he asked me how I was feeling. I found that odd. I said: "Why?" in a highly suspicious tone. He didn't say anything else until the next commercial break.
Hubs: "So ... I got laid off tonight..."
Me: *crickets chirping*
WIMTS: W T (
mutha beep effin beep geezily greased) F?!! DID YOU, or DID YOU NOT JUST get a promotion to supervisor with a raise and all ... less than ONE #@*&;$%!!*&$#@;%$# beepin' pay period ago?
Hubs: "Well ... actually, I got laid off as soon as I walked in this evening"
Me: *mouth agape - look of complete bewilderment and shock ... crickets chirping*
sonofabeotch beep ... $&;%$@%^$&#@&;*(&;*(^%&;)**&;&a@$;^# bleepidy-beep-bleepin-bleeperbleepidybleep and where in the holy hell have you been all night?
Hubs: "Are you going to say anything?"
Me: "I ... uh ... I ... what? ... Why?"
%%$&;#*&;%;*(sonofa@#!!(&*^&a@%;*%effin'stupid company %^&^%@#$;$%^#$&@#$;;^&; head from their asshole %^%^#$&@#$;;*&)*&^;^$$#&)&^%$#;; .... Bleeeeepppp....
Hubs: "Well ... they want to contract the work out. I can be contracted to do what I am doing now ... (I will point out that by this point THIS is what is happening inside my head) :
Me: "Uh ... okay ... what does that mean?"
WIMTS: We are scarcely feeding our children and our pets as it
Sigh ... I guess only time will tell...
Hope I did not offend...