Confessions...


Man ... I am late to the party today.

Okay ... this month? It's been a while.

I have been in a dark and scary place ... and my funny was AWOL.

Nuf sed about that.

So ... I do like this theme and even though I'm scrapin' in under the wire ... I'm still here... we'll call it fashionably late - K?

My confessions this week are shocking. I want any of you that suffer from over active bladder, heart conditions or excessive flatulence to think seriously about reading what follows.

I shot JR... and Mr Burns.

I also stole "The Beef"

I let the dawgs out.
I pushed the old lady down that "couldn't get up" ... she didn't fall.

Oh ... and that smell? It was me ... hee hee hee ... oops!

I ate the last piece of pie/cake/pizza/candy/gum - it was all me.
I took the last Tylenol... and the last ice cube ... and I didn't fill it back up.

I put the milk back in the fridge - empty... I'm a rebel that way.


Hope ya'll have a great weekend!

Cheerio! Or Fruitloop! (if yer as kewl as Spot)

Comments

BNM said…
lmao these are awesome!!!
March 19, 2010 at 9:30 PM
Robin said…
Im with Brittney...funny as hell..LMAO..!
March 19, 2010 at 10:06 PM
The Grasshoppa:Triplets Plus Two Momma said…
Nooooooooooooooo....please tell me you didn't. You did not let the dawgs out.

Did you ?

Could you let my cat out the next time? Please?
March 20, 2010 at 9:40 PM
Anonymous said…
Who is Mr. Burns?????
Lindsey Petersen
March 21, 2010 at 1:22 AM
Murr Brewster said…
I AM the old lady who fell down. I just don't feel like getting up. There's no button for that.
March 21, 2010 at 4:44 AM
Spot said…
Damnit girl!! I needed that tylenol. That really did happen at my house this week and I was pissed. Lol.

♥Spot
March 21, 2010 at 11:28 AM
Amethyst Anne said…
Mark me down for empty ice cube trays and the last shot of milk too..heee
March 21, 2010 at 1:30 PM
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