Thursday, August 26, 2010

Frustration - TYVMT Style

I am so frustrated right now ... right this very minute, I could cry ... scream ... AND ... wet my pants!

I thought today might be a good day to dust off "Thank You Very Much Thursday" again and give 'er a whirl.

Without further ado ...

TYVM, "unnamed bank" Broker Services Division - for fucking over this lovely young (newly) single mother of two in the purchase of her first new home on her own ... your complete and absolute disregard for the three lives you were directly affecting (never mind my own part in this) in such a profound way and your callous and heartless attitude toward this situation turns my blood to ice in my veins. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your collective nether regions and prosper.

TYVM, Narci - for informing me (when I requested your assistance with the previously mentioned client's file) that I "could handle it" and that I was becoming too emotionally vested in the situation. PUH!! Says I. Let's see this deal get up, walk down the road and get written by another broker and see how "emotionally vested" YOU become ... since I live in mortal fear of every mortgage I can't get done for whatever the reason. May your narcissism and greed someday teach you about karma. 

TYVM, Regional Mgr for "unnamed bank" Broker Services Division ...aka "Teflon Don" ('cause shit don't stick to his fur) - for not only informing me to "shut my face", but that you were "golfing tomorrow" and  didn't want to have to "deal with this shit" - and further, you were "sick to death of this shitty deal" and "wanted it out of (your) face" after flatly ignoring me for the past two and a half weeks until I brought another big gun in to speak for my side ... at that point, accusing me of "dragging an awful lot of people into (my) problems". May you one day suddenly develop elephantiasis of your (currently non existent) boy bits, causing you to fall forward into the toilet bowl mid flush - thus ridding the world of a loathsome scourge... you pencil dick, ass kissing, useless puddle of prehistoric mammoth gizz.  

TYVM, Realtors and lawyers offices - for not only grabbing a cheek and lodging yourselves into  my arse hole, but also for setting up housekeeping. It's been real.

and finally ...

TYVM, ungrateful client (not associated with the client noted above) - for telling me your shit was in order (falsely) and then freaking out on my head because now your closing has been delayed ... 

You are all invited to BITE ME ... except for the realtors and law office staff ...

Ahhh ... I feel slightly better now.

Thanks.

D - out

7 comments:

Xtreme said...

Atta girl, give 'em all hell!

Need some voodoo dolls? I think my wife has started making them again. Just sayin'...

The Grasshoppa:Triplets Plus Two Momma said...

oh my hail!

We have GOT to get you outta there before that do something you just can't ignore.

I fear for their lives and I just don't know if the wireless internet is all that great in prison...

and although whatever you did to them would be completely called for and legit...

I just fear stripes don't suit your beautiful personality.

We need a plan. Or a getaway car.

Meeko Fabulous said...

Doesn't a good ol' fashioned rant totally make you feel better? :)

Amethyst Anne said...

I'm with Meeko, nothing like good vent to friends to kick start your weekend of relaxation!!
I am a little taken aback that there is someone much more douchy out there in your land than Narci.
Teflon Don- Zoiks!!
You my dear friend are the queen of fabulous insults.
"thus ridding the world of a loathsome scourge... you pencil dick, ass kissing, useless puddle of prehistoric mammoth gizz"
I'm sooo stealing this- not sure where I will use it yet- but I love it!
Have a great douche free weekend!

Mark Price said...

Danica your disgust with things strengthens me. Really, it is nice to know there are a few of us out there who still beleive in doing the right thing. Kick Ass sistah frenn!

FabuLeslie said...

How's that search for a new job comin'? This place still seems so toxic to me. I don't see how you manage it daily.

Spot said...

Hehe. My validation code is "sadrot", it seems to describe your present work place. Sad rot.

Next time I need an insult can I email you? Because no one does it like you. You are the queen of insults. Although, that first one sounds more like a curse...let me know if it works.

♥Spot