Platitude Paradise

I am so frustrated right now ... right this very minute, I could cry ... scream ... AND ... wet my pants! I thought today might be a good day to dust off "Thank You Very Much Thursday" again and give 'er a whirl. Without further ado ... TYVM, "unnamed bank" Broker Services Division - for fucking over this lovely young (newly) single mother of two in the purchase of her first new home on her own ... your complete and absolute disregard for the three lives you were directly affecting (never mind my own part in this) in such a profound way and your callous and heartless attitude toward this situation turns my blood to ice in my veins. May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your collective nether regions and prosper. TYVM, Narci - for informing me (when I requested your assistance with the previously mentioned client's file) that I "could handle it" and that I was becoming too emotionally vested in the situation. PUH!! Says I. Let'...

ARGH! I'm having a bad combo of blogger-block and business ... blogockiness... okay ... and a little sick humor sprinkled on top. I've been busy at stupid work ... and besides that, involved in something that I am not really ready to talk about on my blog at this point. Suffice it to say, if it is successful, you'll hear about it, and if I fall on my face ... well ... you'll get to listen to me bitching about it for a few months before I run outta fodder and have to move on to something else. (Arn'tcha excited?!) Life has been hectic in a mundane and (ew - ready for a $5 word??) pedestrian sort of way. Each day starts and ends in precisely the same manner as its predecessor - with filling as similar as Boston cream and vanilla pudding. Don't get me wrong ... this is not meant as a complaint ... I'm okay without the drama. It has been my experience that wishing for excitement is tantamount to wishing for drama ... and we all know what happens then. Nope ...

It's been a busy first day back ... and the day is drawing to a close, but I wanted to pop in and say helloooo ...  Hellooo. I've been around to a few blogs and even commented on a couple, but I haven't had the kinda time I need to really read up on all my bleeps and their respective lives ... nope ... no time at all during my VACATION. Thankfully, I am now back to work and have all sorts of free time to play with my imaginary friends.  BAH!!! ... and you people wonder why I have such a poopy boss.